Think Outside the Box (Redux)

I'm all for sexually suggestive slogans, but I have reservations about this one, which doesn't seem all that clever. Or original. Now, as for that pink shading applied to the text...

Happiness-is-a-tight-pussy-shi

A purrrfect alternative for those that fancy the feline:
Coezby-cat

 

Guy Banned From Mall For Marijuana T-Shirt

Oh you Aurora, Colorado. 

Two dozen pro-marijuana demonstrators dared the Aurora Mall to stop them like they had Jake Gailey when he entered the mall wearing a shirt that features a play on Barack Obama’s “Yes We Can” campaign slogan and graphics, but instead features the message “YES WE CANNABIS” and displays a marijuana leaf. They marched into the mall wearing t-shirts promoting marijuana. Gailey admits he got upset about the request, then later agreed to be banned from the mall for a year in exchange for the Aurora police dropping a charge of disturbing the peace.

I'm sure that if Jake wore Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery, the mall cops would not have been intelligent enough to stop him. Buy this inconspicuously pro cannabis T-Shirt now from the FAILShirt shop for $24.99.

Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery pays homage to the three scientist (Raphael Mechoulam, Yechiel Gaoni and Habib Edery) who first isolated the compound known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, the main psychoactive substance found in the cannabis plant.

Mechoulam-gaoni-edery
 

Via HailMaryJane. 

Get Off My Mound

The Oakland Athletics thought that this Get Off My Mound T-Shirt would be the perfect promotional tool for its ace pitcher, Dallas Braden. Braden, however, famously known for warning New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez to "get off my mound!" feels it's a tacky move. 

"I think we all understand where they are coming from, but it's just a serious, gross, lack of tact," Braden said Monday. "At the end of the day, I hope I do not become associated with that kind of approach." - Via Yahoo Sports

So what does A-Rod think?

"I hope I get a cut [of the profits]"

When the guy your T-Shirt is supposedly promoting hates the T-Shirt then that surely qualifies it as being a FAILShirt.