Guy Banned From Mall For Marijuana T-Shirt
Oh you Aurora, Colorado.
Two dozen pro-marijuana demonstrators dared the Aurora Mall to stop them like they had Jake Gailey when he entered the mall wearing a shirt that features a play on Barack Obama’s “Yes We Can” campaign slogan and graphics, but instead features the message “YES WE CANNABIS” and displays a marijuana leaf. They marched into the mall wearing t-shirts promoting marijuana. Gailey admits he got upset about the request, then later agreed to be banned from the mall for a year in exchange for the Aurora police dropping a charge of disturbing the peace.
I'm sure that if Jake wore Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery, the mall cops would not have been intelligent enough to stop him. Buy this inconspicuously pro cannabis T-Shirt now from the FAILShirt shop for $24.99.
Mechoulam&Gaoni&Edery pays homage to the three scientist (Raphael Mechoulam, Yechiel Gaoni and Habib Edery) who first isolated the compound known as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol or THC, the main psychoactive substance found in the cannabis plant.
Via HailMaryJane.
Show Us Your Tits
This young and confident lad was spotted at Comic-Con 2010. No beating around the bush for this guy. He gets straight to the point and if you're not down with that, well, you can SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. Stay classy, buddy.
Speaking In Tongues...
...is reserved for genuine cunninglinguists.
File under: oral sextiles.
Cap tip: fuckyeahtshirts
A topical tee:
The requisite allusion, as told in song form:
Related reading: Found Item Clothing & It Goes to 11
Lost in Time...
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On a related note:
Suggested links: Found Item Clothing & It Goes to 11
Royal Flush
Get Off My Mound
The Oakland Athletics thought that this Get Off My Mound T-Shirt would be the perfect promotional tool for its ace pitcher, Dallas Braden. Braden, however, famously known for warning New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez to "get off my mound!" feels it's a tacky move. 
"I think we all understand where they are coming from, but it's just a serious, gross, lack of tact," Braden said Monday. "At the end of the day, I hope I do not become associated with that kind of approach." - Via Yahoo Sports
So what does A-Rod think?
"I hope I get a cut [of the profits]"
When the guy your T-Shirt is supposedly promoting hates the T-Shirt then that surely qualifies it as being a FAILShirt.
The Grass Is Always Greener...
Stare too long and you might draw this retort:
Related reading: Found Item Clothing & It Goes to 11
Yup, I'm a Racist - 4th of July T-Shirt
This is one of those T-Shirts that make you go wow. According to Louisville Independent Examiner reporter, Greg Skilling: "The folks in front of the Fayette County Courthouse in Lexington, Kentucky took pimping patriotism a disturbing step farther. Not only were they promoting themselves as defenders of the Constitution, they openly fueled the right-wing paranoia that inches ever closer to violence."
And here's Greg's video featuring the Yup, I'm A Racist T-Shirt:
Holy shit there are some idiots in this country.
The camera is a little shaky, so if you're wondering what the back of the T-Shirt reads, I've got you covered. So once again, on the front it says "Yup, I'm A Racist" and on the back it lists the reasons why:
1. I Support the Constitution,
2. Freedom of Speech
3. Right to Bear Arms
4. Bill of Rights
5. Capitalism
6. No Government Bailouts
7. Closing The Borders
8. The military
9. The Tea Party
10. Jesus Christ as our Savior
Yeah, all great reasons to be racist. </sarcasm>
School Daze
Clearly, the curriculum in today's schools has changed to reflect advances in technology. To wit, this inane design which professes a misguided love for instant telecommunications and, argh, abbreviations LOL-speak. One thinks this pupil might benefit from a personal tutor, IMHO...
Curve or no curve, a more worthy & academic alternative:
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Required reading on this semester's syllabus : It Goes to 11 & Found Item Clothing
