...but take the case of the individual pic’d above who robbed a bank in suburban St. Louis late last year. Look closely and you’ll note that the perp — who, according to the FBI, is still at large — had the foresight to wear a tee shirt emblazoned with the dubious catch-all, “Gangster: I Am Who I Am.” I recognize that it’s important to be true to yourself, but one has to wonder, where’s the discretion here? Is this not an instance where it pays to be inconspicuous?

Wardrobe Malfunction? Nay, T-SHIRT FAIL!

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