Lacking even a basic sense of decorum teecorum, we present this whopper (pun intended) of a fail shirt, the I'm Drunk, She's Fat, It's On tee. Spotted in a tacky gift shop on Australia's Gold Coast, it's all kinds of wrong: mean-spirited, opportunistic, sexist, careless and pro-stupid, all of which conspire to make it the perfect sartorial statement for overeager jocks and frat boys on the lurk.