I'm Hiding From The Cops and I'm An Alien and I'm a Molestor

PASCAGOULA, Miss. -- An illegal immigrant was wearing an "I'm hiding from the cops" shirt when he was arrested on child molestation charges, authorities said today

William Velasquez Castillo, 27, was arrested by U.S. Marshals in Lucedale late Wednesday evening, Jackson County Sheriff Mike Byrd said.

Investigators have been searching for Castillo since April 3 when a 10-year-old girl told investigators he molested her in a vehicle in Ocean Springs, Byrd said. Castillo's last known residence was on Derry Street in Ocean Springs, the sheriff added.

A warrant was issued for Castillo on April 23 and detectives believe he fled the area shortly after learning he was wanted by authorities, Byrd said.

Castillo was discovered by authorities at the Dorsett Hotel on Main Street in Lucedale.

"At the time of his capture William Castillo was wearing a T-shirt that stated, 'I'm hiding from the cops.'"

February 7, 2010

Palien - We've Come For Your Babies

Yeek! Although this shirt comes to us from our friends at Print Liberation - I'd never wear it! Sarah Palin is too close for comfort in this T-Shirt. It's almost as if she could jump out eat me. Though I do think that the alien feature additions is a nice touch!

Instead of this FAILShirt, why not check out our very own Skeptic T-Shirt over at the FAILShirt Shop. It's a less tacky way of saying you don't believe in Sarah Palin (she does fall under the alien category, doesn't she)!