I'm Hiding From The Cops and I'm An Alien and I'm a Molestor

PASCAGOULA, Miss. -- An illegal immigrant was wearing an "I'm hiding from the cops" shirt when he was arrested on child molestation charges, authorities said today

William Velasquez Castillo, 27, was arrested by U.S. Marshals in Lucedale late Wednesday evening, Jackson County Sheriff Mike Byrd said.

Investigators have been searching for Castillo since April 3 when a 10-year-old girl told investigators he molested her in a vehicle in Ocean Springs, Byrd said. Castillo's last known residence was on Derry Street in Ocean Springs, the sheriff added.

A warrant was issued for Castillo on April 23 and detectives believe he fled the area shortly after learning he was wanted by authorities, Byrd said.

Castillo was discovered by authorities at the Dorsett Hotel on Main Street in Lucedale.

"At the time of his capture William Castillo was wearing a T-shirt that stated, 'I'm hiding from the cops.'"

It's Great to Be Honest With Yourself and Whatnot...

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 ...but take the case of the individual pic’d above who robbed a bank in suburban St. Louis late last year. Look closely and you’ll note that the perp — who, according to the FBI, is still at large — had the foresight to wear a tee shirt emblazoned with the dubious catch-all, “Gangster: I Am Who I Am.” I recognize that it’s important to be true to yourself, but one has to wonder, where’s the discretion here? Is this not an instance where it pays to be inconspicuous?

Wardrobe Malfunction? Nay, T-SHIRT FAIL!

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