Think Outside of the Box...

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 ...lest you draw the ire of the Fashion Police.

To wit, we present this whopper of a Fail Shirt, which 19-year old Jennifer LaPenta, an Illinois resident, wore to a friend's court hearing. According to The Smoking Gun

"LaPenta... ran afoul of Judge Helen Rozenberg, a Circuit Court jurist who handles misdemeanor and traffic cases. A miffed Rozenberg, 56, summoned LaPenta from the gallery, and cited her for contempt of court. The judge then immediately sentenced LaPenta to 48 hours in jail, and had her removed from the courtroom in handcuffs."
One can only wonder how the Judge — apparently taking the motto to heart — might react to this notorious slogan tee, which attentive film buffs will recall from 1985's now-classic Teen Wolf... 
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 Related reading: It Goes to 11 & Found Item Clothing

 

Dryhumping Ain't So Dry After All...

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As I've mentioned in a previous post here on Failshirt, t-shirt spoofs are a dime a dozen. Take the one above, which riffs on a popular new wave cut from the 80's. 

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Said slogan is funny in a suggestive, juvenile and potty-mouthed fashion, but is it a FAILSHIRT? Sound off below!

Lastly, a topical tee, as modeled by the author. How do I miss that shirt... sigh.

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