Little People, BIG World
I don't even know where to start with this curious picture, which lends new meaning to the phrase "sweating the small stuff." Strange and opportunistic sexual fetish? Check. Oddly poetic slogan masking a Napoleon complex? Double check. Pedophile-dbag mustache? Triple check.
The message, like size, is all relative, I suppose, but creepy... is still creepy! SHIRTFAIL!
Topical tees: I @#%! On the First Date & Gimme Head Til I'm Dead
Related reading: It Goes to 11
