Think Outside the Box (Redux)

I'm all for sexually suggestive slogans, but I have reservations about this one, which doesn't seem all that clever. Or original. Now, as for that pink shading applied to the text...

Happiness-is-a-tight-pussy-shi

A purrrfect alternative for those that fancy the feline:
Coezby-cat

 

Think Outside of the Box...

I-have-the-pussy-so-i-make-the

 ...lest you draw the ire of the Fashion Police.

To wit, we present this whopper of a Fail Shirt, which 19-year old Jennifer LaPenta, an Illinois resident, wore to a friend's court hearing. According to The Smoking Gun, 

"LaPenta... ran afoul of Judge Helen Rozenberg, a Circuit Court jurist who handles misdemeanor and traffic cases. A miffed Rozenberg, 56, summoned LaPenta from the gallery, and cited her for contempt of court. The judge then immediately sentenced LaPenta to 48 hours in jail, and had her removed from the courtroom in handcuffs."
One can only wonder how the Judge — apparently taking the motto to heart — might react to this notorious slogan tee, which attentive film buffs will recall from 1985's now-classic Teen Wolf... 
Dicknose-shirt
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