Think Outside the Box (Redux)

I'm all for sexually suggestive slogans, but I have reservations about this one, which doesn't seem all that clever. Or original. Now, as for that pink shading applied to the text...

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A purrrfect alternative for those that fancy the feline:
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Hello Kitty

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For whatever reason, I'm not feeling this tee (gross...). It might be the bastardized slogan, which doesn't strike me as all that clever. It might be the strange countenance on the model's clearly disaffected face (once more with feeling, please...). It might be the price tag ($24). Regardless, if Vagina really Is For Lovers, I'm moving to for West Fuckin VIRGINia. 

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2 Failshirts for the price of 1!
 

 

Dryhumping Ain't So Dry After All...

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As I've mentioned in a previous post here on Failshirt, t-shirt spoofs are a dime a dozen. Take the one above, which riffs on a popular new wave cut from the 80's. 

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Said slogan is funny in a suggestive, juvenile and potty-mouthed fashion, but is it a FAILSHIRT? Sound off below!

Lastly, a topical tee, as modeled by the author. How do I miss that shirt... sigh.

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The Case for Prohibition

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Lacking even a basic sense of decorum teecorum, we present this whopper (pun intended) of a fail shirt, the I'm Drunk, She's Fat, It's On tee. Spotted in a tacky gift shop on Australia's Gold Coast, it's all kinds of wrong: mean-spirited, opportunistic, sexist, careless and pro-stupid, all of which conspire to make it the perfect sartorial statement for overeager jocks and frat boys on the lurk.

 

Introducing A Real Kitty Twister

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T-shirt parodies are a dime-a-dozen. Some are quite clever; the majority are... not. Take this design, for instance, which sexualizes a childhood icon beloved by millions of girls (and women) around the world via a simple, phonetic, and predictable, pun.

Hello Kitty? More like, hello, what a pity. SHIRT FAIL!

A better feline meme: Cats for Gold

Related reading: It Goes to 11 & Found Item Clothing