Think Outside the Box (Redux)

I'm all for sexually suggestive slogans, but I have reservations about this one, which doesn't seem all that clever. Or original. Now, as for that pink shading applied to the text...

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A purrrfect alternative for those that fancy the feline:
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Think Outside of the Box...

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 ...lest you draw the ire of the Fashion Police.

To wit, we present this whopper of a Fail Shirt, which 19-year old Jennifer LaPenta, an Illinois resident, wore to a friend's court hearing. According to The Smoking Gun, 

"LaPenta... ran afoul of Judge Helen Rozenberg, a Circuit Court jurist who handles misdemeanor and traffic cases. A miffed Rozenberg, 56, summoned LaPenta from the gallery, and cited her for contempt of court. The judge then immediately sentenced LaPenta to 48 hours in jail, and had her removed from the courtroom in handcuffs."
One can only wonder how the Judge — apparently taking the motto to heart — might react to this notorious slogan tee, which attentive film buffs will recall from 1985's now-classic Teen Wolf... 
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 Related reading: It Goes to 11 & Found Item Clothing

 

All Washed Up

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Between his previous tenure as a boy bander and now his current role as an apologist a pitchman for some television program or whatnot, Joey Fatone is an easy target to poke fun at. What to make, though, of this curious image, in which he seemingly mocks himself and his attendant celebrity status with an ironic slogan tee? As much as I'm loathe to admit it, there's a certain tongue-in-cheek quality here that I find humorous and, gulp, even respect.
 
(Observant tee spotters will recall that this embed made the rounds on the Interwebs late last year, first at EOnline and later via the estimable t-blog, Hide Your Arms.)
 
Is it a Fail Shirt, though? That's for you to decide...
 
Fatone, to his credit, was previously photog'd in this most excellent tee, which, incidentally, you can purchase right freaking here.
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 Related reading: It Goes to 11 & FIC

 

Dryhumping Ain't So Dry After All...

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As I've mentioned in a previous post here on Failshirt, t-shirt spoofs are a dime a dozen. Take the one above, which riffs on a popular new wave cut from the 80's. 

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Said slogan is funny in a suggestive, juvenile and potty-mouthed fashion, but is it a FAILSHIRT? Sound off below!

Lastly, a topical tee, as modeled by the author. How do I miss that shirt... sigh.

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