Think Outside of the Box...

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 ...lest you draw the ire of the Fashion Police.

To wit, we present this whopper of a Fail Shirt, which 19-year old Jennifer LaPenta, an Illinois resident, wore to a friend's court hearing. According to The Smoking Gun

"LaPenta... ran afoul of Judge Helen Rozenberg, a Circuit Court jurist who handles misdemeanor and traffic cases. A miffed Rozenberg, 56, summoned LaPenta from the gallery, and cited her for contempt of court. The judge then immediately sentenced LaPenta to 48 hours in jail, and had her removed from the courtroom in handcuffs."
One can only wonder how the Judge — apparently taking the motto to heart — might react to this notorious slogan tee, which attentive film buffs will recall from 1985's now-classic Teen Wolf... 
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Hello Kitty

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For whatever reason, I'm not feeling this tee (gross...). It might be the bastardized slogan, which doesn't strike me as all that clever. It might be the strange countenance on the model's clearly disaffected face (once more with feeling, please...). It might be the price tag ($24). Regardless, if Vagina really Is For Lovers, I'm moving to for West Fuckin VIRGINia. 

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2 Failshirts for the price of 1!